Gye Greene's Thoughts

Gye Greene's Thoughts (w/ apologies to The Smithereens and their similarly-titled album!)

Saturday, May 17, 2008

Anthromophized toilet


We're in the prolonged process of potty- training The Girl. For some reason, sometimes The Girl is totally willing to sit on the potty -- and other times, it takes a lot of convincing.

Tonight, The Lady walked in on The Girl, who was in the process of tearing up little pieces of toilet paper and throwing it in the toilet. The Lady asked what she was doing.

"Feeding the toilet," says The Girl. "It was hungry."


The Lady suggested that perhaps the toilet was thirsty, as well.

Yep: as a motivator, that worked.


If I believed in reincarnation -- I would **not** want to come back as a toilet.


--GG

(Image swiped from http://sterling-supply.com)

4 Comments:

At May 18, 2008 5:21 AM, Blogger Tara said...

Heeheehee...love stories like that.

 
At May 20, 2008 12:28 AM, Blogger Charlotte said...

Not too bad.... my 2 YO nephew is in the stage of removing his diaper while in his crib and smearing poo all over himself.

I don't know how I would handle that situation.

 
At May 22, 2008 9:14 AM, Blogger slag said...

FYI-I'm never reading your blog while eating breakfast again.

 
At May 22, 2008 2:19 PM, Blogger Gye Greene said...

Not reading the blog while eating:

It's the new weight-loss plan.


--GG

 

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