Four year old logic

My 4 y.o. daughter has a toy diaper bag: pink, kid-sized, with various (empty) jars and bottles of pretend baby ointments and powders.

Tonight, she told me that one of them -- the rectangular one -- is for the babies' eyes: "You don't want to put it on your bottom, because it will hurt you. You need to put it on your eyes."

??!! - I've never heard of any eyedrop that will irritate your tushie. But, there ya go. Clearly, it makes sense to her.


--GG