Gye Greene's Thoughts

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Friday, February 19, 2010

Comedian Mitch Hedberg

The name was mentioned in a blog entry I read yesterday. Wikipediaed it, and it turns out to be a comedian. Pretty good: check out his YouTube clips.

Some examples of his style (from the Wikipedia article):

"They say Sprite is made out of lemon and lime. I tried to make it at home, there's more to it than that."

"I like an escalator because an escalator can never break. It can only become stairs. There would never be an 'Escalator Out of Order' sign. Only an 'Escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience.'"

"I was in a casino, minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, 'You're gonna have to move. You're blocking a fire exit.' As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit. Unless you're a table."



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