Gye Greene's Thoughts

Gye Greene's Thoughts (w/ apologies to The Smithereens and their similarly-titled album!)

Sunday, May 29, 2005

Two very bad Star Wars riddles

Thought of these while shopping w/ The Lady today. Excrutiating. But, feel free to share 'em with your friends.


(Q1) Where does Darth Vader go shopping?

(A1) At the Darth Mall.


(Q2) When a lisping Jedi counts to ten, what comes after "five"?

(A2) "Sith."


--GG

2 Comments:

At May 31, 2005 1:32 AM, Blogger Tara said...

Heehee...very corny. Just my style!

 
At May 31, 2005 10:35 AM, Blogger Gye Greene said...

Thx! Feel free to use -- a **lot**. ;)

--GG

 

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