Gye Greene's Thoughts

Gye Greene's Thoughts (w/ apologies to The Smithereens and their similarly-titled album!)

Tuesday, March 01, 2011

The law

I've been categorizing some Queensland laws at work -- part of the research project I'm working on.


A few discoveries and insights:


-There is a law that specifically prohibits your preventing someone else from leaving a wrecked car (Now **that** is being a jerk!!! "No! Get back in there!!!")

-There's a related law that prohibits preventing someone else from leaving a damaged or unsafe building ("But -- but-- there was an earthquake..." "I don't care!!!")

-It's illegal to assault someone in order to prevent them from viewing a piece of real estate

-That one is part of a broader statute that prohibits using violence to prevent the completion of a commercial transaction

-There's an offense for "murder", for "conspiracy to murder", and for "attempted murder". But there's also one for "attempted conspiracy to murder": what would **that** be? You tried to phone your accomplice, but the line was busy?

-Why does attempted murder attract a smaller penalty than an actual murder? You're just rewarding incompetence, bad planning, and/or equipment failure.

-"Manslaughter" is spelled the same (except for spacing and punctuation) as "man's laughter". Spooky.


--GG

Labels: , ,

2 Comments:

At March 02, 2011 4:24 AM, Blogger IT (aka Ivan Toblog) said...

Is an apostrophe
really necessary
for mans laughter?

 
At March 03, 2011 5:29 AM, Blogger Laura Clement said...

You live in an interesting world my friend. Perspective is everything and you offer some odd but curious things to think about.
By the way, have you ever laughed at the word verification words that are used for posting. I sure have.

 

Post a Comment

<< Home