A bold new catchphrase

Inspired by Old Roommate's online comic: the new catchphrase for 2010.

"That only works on the ferret."


I envision it as a universal rebuttal to old, worn-out catchphrases.

• "Show me the money!" "That only works on the ferret."

• "Talk to the hand." "That only works on the ferret."

• "These are not the droids you're looking for." "That only works on the ferret."

For some reason, as I wrote the above, I had a flash of Han Solo saying it ("That only works on the ferret.") Dunno why.


'T'would also work well against whiny children. "PLEEEZE, Daddy...???" "That only works on the ferret."


--GG