Haircut?

Got a haircut earlier this week. Self-performed -- just a buzz-clipper with a plastic ''spacer'' attachment; a mirror; and some trial-and-error.

At work the next day, several people asked me ''Hey! Got a haircut?''

To which I replied, ''Actually, got 'em allcut.''

Yet another one of my dad's lines, which I've appropriated. Feel free.


--GG