Truth in advertising
One of my traits is that I don't want to trick people, or obscure the truth, if I'm giving something away. So if I have a package of cookies that I'm handing around, and it's a few days past its "Best By" date -- I ask, "Would you like a cookie? It's a few days past its 'Best By' date."
So today, I had a hankering for a soda -- but I'm trying to cut down on my sugar intake. So, I bought a 1.25 L bottle of diet cola.
I asked my teammates at work “Anyone want some room-temperature soda with death chemicals?”
Surprisingly, no takers.