Partway through day two
When you try to butter toast, the toast skitters around, so you need to borrow a child to hold the toast.
I had to have someone else floss for me: my right hand no longer reaches that high.
Typing one-handed is a nuisance -- but shockingly, one-handed keyboards cost $550: a rip.
I've worked out a technique for folding some bits of laundry one-handed -- but haven't tried it on shirts or pants.
Until I see a specialist -- and get the bones pushed back into place -- I'm in limbo. I don't want to move my right arm, for fear of shifting my pieces further out of alignment. Ergh.