Less smelly, anyhow
I'm always on the search for new songs and bands for me to like -- which is a difficult task, actually. So I sometimes get onto YouTube and type in arbitrary phrases, or type in a band I've heard of (but don't know much about), and then open the various suggestions in the sidebar.
Thus, I was listening to the below song, which is interspersed with various soundbites from teens being interviewed. And at 1:42, a girl says "I just wish that there's no such thing as farting -- that the world could just be, like, perfect -- and everybody could get along."
And I thought -- Whaaaa??? That's kinda weird.
I played that segment back quite a few times -- and it really does sound like she's saying "farting".
I'm pretty sure she meant "fighting". Which makes more sense.
But my way is funnier.